a bazillion dollars!

i just had a great (stoned) idea that's going to make some lucky person (not me, too lazy) a lot of money. i wanna build a giant, like totally to scale, apehead lincoln memorial and like, charge people to see it and sell t-shirts and stuff. like there'll be one of those "olde-tyme" photo things, but instead of dressing up all olde tyme-ey (boring!) you dress up like charleton heston (rad!) in like rags and stuff and get in a cage. we'd probably need licensing for something like this eh? like, how could we make it "resemble" but remain "distinct" from that series of ridiculous sci-fi movies that i won't mention by name lest it come back to bite me in the ass? hmmm...